Eight Baby Swing Ostriches Who Are Considering Voting For Trump
- •Charles is threatened by the artisan taco shop that opened at the end of his street.
- •Eugene's life was turned upside-down by NAFTA, so he expresses his rage using alt-right Facebook memes.
- •Xander primarily gets his news from Breitbart and the New York Post.
- •Dave doesn't dislike Hillary BECAUSE she's a woman, but that has a LOT to do with it.
- •Katherine worries that her kids will have to grow up in a word of tolerance and understanding.
- •Jacob ate a whole bowl of nickels, so he knows what it's like to be flush with cash like Trump.
- •Dusty is tired of the cuckservatives in Washington not listening to his VERY SPECIFIC thoughts on certain races.
- •Douglas just wants to watch the world burn.