Election-Related Lists I Never Got Around To Actually Finishing, So Here's One Joke From Each

Does what it says on the tin.
  1. THINGS RIGGING THE ELECTION AGAINST DONALD TRUMP
    Not being able to walk into a room without sexually assaulting it.
  2. Trump and Pence Are The Best Combination Since...
    Peanut butter and pubes.
  3. ADDITIONAL TRUMP SCANDALS THAT WILL LEAK BEFORE WEDNESDAY'S DEBATE
    1992: fires RPG at Super Six-1, setting off the events of "Black Hawk Down."
  4. Other People, Besides Donald Trump, That The Fraternal Order Of Police Has Endorsed
    Klanny the Kross, official mascot of the KKK.
  5. What Will Bernie Sanders Do Now That The Primaries Are Over?
    Return to Rivendell having rescued Frodo from Mt. Doom on eagleback.
  6. WE GOT THROWN OUT OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION FOR WANTING TO MAKE CRAFTING GREAT AGAIN
    A Jo-Ann Fabrics list. Title says it all.