Election-Related Lists I Never Got Around To Actually Finishing, So Here's One Joke From Each
Does what it says on the tin.
- •THINGS RIGGING THE ELECTION AGAINST DONALD TRUMPNot being able to walk into a room without sexually assaulting it.
- •Trump and Pence Are The Best Combination Since...Peanut butter and pubes.
- •ADDITIONAL TRUMP SCANDALS THAT WILL LEAK BEFORE WEDNESDAY'S DEBATE1992: fires RPG at Super Six-1, setting off the events of "Black Hawk Down."
- •Other People, Besides Donald Trump, That The Fraternal Order Of Police Has EndorsedKlanny the Kross, official mascot of the KKK.
- •What Will Bernie Sanders Do Now That The Primaries Are Over?Return to Rivendell having rescued Frodo from Mt. Doom on eagleback.
- •WE GOT THROWN OUT OF THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION FOR WANTING TO MAKE CRAFTING GREAT AGAINA Jo-Ann Fabrics list. Title says it all.