Favorite Bernie Sanders Quotes
Inspired by @BrandonBoyd
- •"Those Wall Street fat cats want one thing and one thing only: to get to third base with America. And I'm here to say NO MORE."
- •"Universal healthcare is a right, not a privilege. Getting to shoot giraffes is both a right AND a privilege."
- •"So I says 'Pumpernickle? I barely know her nickle.' And that is why I am no longer welcome at the Outback Steakhouse."
- •"I'll help you pay your student loans if you promise to help my cousin Marv move to his new place in Flatbush next weekend."
- •"You can stick it to those movie theater fat cats by making your own caramel corn using only Jiffy Pop, Milk Duds, and a lighter."
- •"Read my lips: I desire appletinis."
- •"My nephew Aaron is the captain of his soccer team. I'm very proud of you, Aaron."
- •"Donald Trump's supporters can eat my socialist asshole. Don't worry, there's enough to go around."