Full Screenplay for Michael Bay's "13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi"

  1. INT. AMERICA - NIGHT
    Jack and his buddies Oz and Tonto drink BUD FUCKIN' LIGHT when their phones ring. They've got to go to war for AMERICA. Their HOT ASS WIVES and ADORABLE ASS KIDS say goodbye...for the last time?
  2. EXT. BENGHAAAAAAAZI - DAY
    Jack and co meet up with RONE, who wouldn't have pulled out of Iraq early like a pussy. They see some HOT ASS LIBYAN WOMEN who are totally into them. Shit's tight.
  3. INT. EMBASSY - NIGHT
    Oh shit! TERRISTS shoot rockets at the embassy. The AMBASSADOR calls the only men who can save him: Jack and his loyal crew of American badasses.
  4. EXT. BENGHAAAAAAAZI - NIGHT
    Jack and co run towards the embassy as SHIT BLOWS UP. OH FUCK, THE AMBASSADOR IS FUCKING DEAD. Hillary Clinton laughs her ass off as Americans die abroad.
  5. INT. MALE BONDING - NIGHT
    The bros bro out, bro. One of them dies. Shit's sad.
  6. EXT. BENGHAAAAAAAZI - DAY
    The badass American badasses KILL ALL THE TERRISTS just as the sun rises. America wins again. Hillary Clinton's emails leak. America learns the truth about how hard Linkin Park rocks. FADE TO BLACK.