Hey, Chuck! It's Marvin. Your Cousin...

  1. Marvin Babyshowers!
    You know that new party for pregnant ladies you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  2. Marvin Speak-N-Spell!
    You know that new light-up educational toy you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  3. Marvin Burlington Coat Factory!
    You know that new low-priced coat outlet you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  4. Marvin Cruz!
    You know that new dead-eyed bag of mediocrity you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  5. Marvin Saxophone!
    You know that new sex-causing sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  6. Marvin Kardashian!
    You know that new way of getting famous by having an awful family you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  7. Marvin Snails!
    You know that new type of slime-based animal you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  8. Marvin Radio Shack!
    You know that defunct chain of low-end electronics stores you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  9. Marvin Horchata!
    You know that new rice, milk and cinnamon-based drink you've been looking for? Well listen to this!
  10. Marvin Legoland!
    You know that new children's toy-based amusement park idea you've been looking for? Well listen to this!