Hey, Hollywood, I Have The GREATEST Movie Pitch. It's Like...

  1. Hocus Pocus meets American Pie
  2. Adventures in Babysitting meets Training Day
  3. Home Alone meets Sicario
  4. The Purge meets Steel Magnolias
  5. Space Jam meets Vintage 70s Pornography
  6. Jurassic Park meets You've Got Mail
  7. Shaft meets Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies
  8. Hook meets Last Tango In Paris
  9. Heavyweights meets Predator
  10. Die Hard meets Happy Feet
  11. ...And it all takes place in an active volcano. TWIST.
  12. It's all yours, Hollywood, for a cool $18 Million dollars.
  13. So, who's buying?