It's Called A Philadelphia __________

Inspired by Kimmy Schmidt's brilliant "Philadelphia Snowball" (a D battery).
  1. "A Philadelphia Space Heater"
    Burning garbage can
  2. "A Philadelphia Brunch"
    Store bought snack cakes and a 40 of Olde English
  3. "A Philadelphia Cell Phone"
    Shouting
  4. "A Philadelphia Smart Phone"
    Shouting while reading a dictionary
  5. "A Philadelphia Playground"
    An assortment of broken shopping carts in an abandoned lot
  6. "A Philadelphia Bicycle"
    Stolen shopping cart
  7. "A Philadelphia Ladies Night"
    All-female fist fight at a hockey game
  8. "A Philadelphia Bus Pass"
    Loose quarters in a sock