Inspired by @LAmag
  1. The Olive Garden, Burbank
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    "Love this spot. The spaghetti is to die for. Plus, they named a drink after me. It's a Long Island iced tea mixed with fruit punch."
  2. The Olive Garden, Downey
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    "This restaurant is just like the movie 'The Godfather,' in that I once saw two men get shot in the head near the restroom."
  3. The Olive Garden, Glendale
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    "They do a killer 'shells in cheese sauce.' Really hits the spot after a long day of learning about which movie Randy Quaid just worked on."
  4. The Olive Garden, Culver City
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    "The best Veal chop in the country! Lukewarm and metallic, just like my mom used to make."
  5. The Olive Garden, Montebello
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    "The manager, Dave, once sold me some Percocet in the parking lot."
  6. The Olive Garden, Whittier
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    "My kids love this one because they don't give us a hard time when I serve Vodka shooters to their entire second grade class."
  7. The Olive Garden, Manhattan Beach
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    "Super authentic mozzarella sticks."
  8. The Olive Garden, Arcadia
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    "I ate some chicken parm here that made me crap my pants, but it's cool because they bought me new pants after."
  9. The Olive Garden, Carson
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    "You ever put your penis in a tiramisu? The chef, Ricky, will let you do it for fifteen bucks."
  10. The Olive Garden, City of Industry
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    "One day, when I die, I want to be buried in this restaurant."