1. The Parakeet
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    You can only eat millet, but you can eat all the millet you want
  2. Daytona Beach Diet
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    Only eat foods you could find at a NASCAR event
  3. The Lithic Diet
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    Put those Paleo poseurs in their place by only eating mastodon and giant ground sloth that you hunt yourself
  4. Super-Atkins
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    No carbs, eat only the body of deceased Atkins founder Robert Atkins
  5. Carbpocalypse
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    ONLY eat carbs. Run a marathon every three hours