Lesser Known Diets

  1. The Parakeet
    You can only eat millet, but you can eat all the millet you want
  2. Daytona Beach Diet
    Only eat foods you could find at a NASCAR event
  3. The Lithic Diet
    Put those Paleo poseurs in their place by only eating mastodon and giant ground sloth that you hunt yourself
  4. Super-Atkins
    No carbs, eat only the body of deceased Atkins founder Robert Atkins
  5. Carbpocalypse
    ONLY eat carbs. Run a marathon every three hours