Life hacks I found recently.

Inspired by @elmospimpingme
  1. If you take off your pants on a commercial flight, the police will give you a FREE ride to the local correctional facility if your choice.
  2. If you need to lose a lot of blood FAST, try fistfighting a bear.
  3. Arizona is an awesome place to go play golf and die.
  4. Need some quick cash? Try stealing a kid from the playground, then returning then when their parents offer a big enough cash reward.
  5. Make your own confetti by shredding YOUR liberal arts degree.