@list Renames Foods

  1. Tater Tots - "Latke Cylinders"
  2. Churros - "Cinnamon Sponge Shaft"
  3. Bagels - "Jewish Donuts"
  4. Pigs In A Blanket - "Broken Condoms"
  5. Bologna - "Heinous Hog Anus, Xenon"
  6. Cadbury Creme Eggs = Sex.
    It's an egg. It's a milky white cream. That is sex. End of story.
    Suggested by   @Nicholas
  7. Captain Crunch = Delicious Mouth Roof Destroyer
    Suggested by   @BWN_7