Inspired by @shanaz et al.
  1. The fact that I can poop my entire name IN CURSIVE.
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  2. My extensive collection of sweat-stained Loony Tunes starter jackets.
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  3. The amount of pool balls I can fit in my mouth.
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    It's 3.
  4. That vial of Richard Schiff's seed I keep in my seed freezer.
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    GRADE A SEED RICHARD.
  5. My humility.
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