My 5 Favorite Things About Myself

Inspired by @shanaz et al.
  1. 1.
    The fact that I can poop my entire name IN CURSIVE.
  2. 2.
    My extensive collection of sweat-stained Loony Tunes starter jackets.
  3. 3.
    The amount of pool balls I can fit in my mouth.
    It's 3.
  4. 4.
    That vial of Richard Schiff's seed I keep in my seed freezer.
    GRADE A SEED RICHARD.
  5. 5.
    My humility.