Nicknames I Could Have if I Were a Harlem Globetrotter

  1. Jack "The Shame of Philadelphia" Waz
  2. Jack "Caucasian Male Between 18-36" Waz
  3. Jack "He's Charging the Ref" Waz
  4. Jack "Sugar Fanny" Waz
  5. Jack "Do Not Resuscitate" Waz
  6. Jack "Drank All The Basketball Water" Waz
  7. Jack "Didn't Embezzle Enough From The Organization To Count As A Felony" Waz
  8. Jack "No Refunds If The Player Craps Himself On The Court In Front Of Your Church Group" Waz