Non-murder Things to Do During the Purge

  1. Park in a loading zone
  2. Download entire discography of The Wallflowers via BitTorrent
  3. Shoplift gum
  4. Insider Trade
  5. Refuse to pick up dog waste
  6. Hunt, eat endangered species
  7. Rent car while under 25 years of age
  8. Trespass at Knott's Berry Farm
  9. Litter