Republican Criticisms of the Iran Deal
Some very strong push-back from the right
- •Iran not currently run by reanimated corpse of the Shah
- •Only allows weapons inspectors to visit AFTER nuclear holocaust has occurred
- •9/11 was a long form death-panel Ferguson communist BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!
- •All measurements in Metric, instead of good old fashioned, God-fearing Imperial
- •Ben Affleck robbed of best director for "Argo"
- •No sanctions for giant red countdown clocks
- •Israel not given a complimentary hand job for every nuke Iran deploys
- •Obama negotiating deal with major regional power undercuts narrative of inherent Democratic weakness
- •No official Iranian apology for killing Gerard Butler in "300"
- •Unhappy Reagan not alive to free hostages for a second time