Republican Criticisms of the Iran Deal

Some very strong push-back from the right
  1. Iran not currently run by reanimated corpse of the Shah
  2. Only allows weapons inspectors to visit AFTER nuclear holocaust has occurred
  3. 9/11 was a long form death-panel Ferguson communist BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!
  4. All measurements in Metric, instead of good old fashioned, God-fearing Imperial
  5. Ben Affleck robbed of best director for "Argo"
  6. No sanctions for giant red countdown clocks
  7. Israel not given a complimentary hand job for every nuke Iran deploys
  8. Obama negotiating deal with major regional power undercuts narrative of inherent Democratic weakness
  9. No official Iranian apology for killing Gerard Butler in "300"
  10. Unhappy Reagan not alive to free hostages for a second time