Ten Disney Characters Who Just Need a Little Money for the Bus. Honest.
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- •Donald lost his wallet, and is trying to get across town
- •Pooh's sister is sick, and he needs to see her as soon as possible
- •Pinocchio knows this is weird, approaching you in the street, but you look like a really good person
- •Ralph totally won't use it for drugs or alcohol
- •Simba wants to know why you're walking away from him. Do you think you're better than him?
- •Anna thinks you're a real prick, and hopes you go to hell
- •Beast is sorry. He doesn't know why he lashes out like that
- •Dumbo could really use the money
- •Ariel thinks you could spare a little something
- •Olaf says he'll do anything to get a few dollars. Anything.