That Face When...

  1. Your parents send you to the countryside to avoid the blitz.
  2. You find a secret portal to a faraway land in a wardrobe.
  3. You run into an ice queen who gives you a box of Turkish Delight.
  4. You accidentally become the ice queen's slave.
  5. Your brother, sisters, and a whole boatload of Christian symbology come rescue you.
  6. You learn your lesson to never trust ice queens.
  7. You age 40 years.
  8. You hunt a white stag through the forest, then stumble upon the wardrobe.
  9. You return home, having had a magical adventure.