Things That Are More Likeable Than Ted Cruz

  1. Socks For Christmas
  2. Bed Bugs
  3. A Swift Kick To The Dick
  4. Sushi Farts
  5. Tidal
  6. Cat Buttholes
  7. Food Poisoning
  8. Stepping On A Lego
  9. Losing All Your Money In A Ponzi Scheme
  10. Tinnitus