Things to Do in the Shower, Ranked

  1. 1.
    Cry
  2. 2.
    Successfully run PF Chang's franchise
  3. 3.
    Write novel about oppressive small town and the one boy who was smart enough to escape
  4. 4.
    Run the Triple Crown
  5. 5.
    Tell estranged parent how you really feel
  6. 6.
    Brew, distribute Ale
  7. 7.
    Fill out 2014 tax return
  8. 8.
    Regulation cricket match
  9. 9.
    Wash others
  10. 10.
    Wash self