Tight Ends, Ranked by How Tight They Keep It

A lot of tight-keeping
  1. 1.
    Vernon Davis
    Vernon Davis was a Studio Art major at U of Maryland. He currently, in addition to playing for the 49ers, runs an art gallery in Oakland. 100/100 Tightness
  2. 2.
    Jordan Cameron
    Look at THIS Mormon dreamboat. 100/100 Tightness
  3. 3.
    Rob Gronkowski
    Yeah, he's dumb as a sack of idiots. He's the University of Arizona personified. But there's something in those goofy eyes. 95/100 Tightness.
  4. 4.
    Jimmy Graham
    On the Seahawks now. UPGRADE. 92/100 Tightness.
  5. 5.
    Jason Witten
    The prototypical bro. Super handsome, but points off for the bald spot. 90/100 Tightness.
  6. 6.
    Travis Kelce
    Bland, good looking white guy. Bland, good looking team. 80/100 Tightness
  7. 7.
    Aaron Hernandez
    Got that bad boy, I-murdered-a-bunch-of-people vibe. 75/100 Tightness.
  8. 8.
    Coby Fleener
    DAT HAIR THOUGH. 70/100 Tightness
  9. 9.
    Martellus Bennett
    He's the goods kind of bear. 69/100 Tightness
  10. 10.
    Tony Gonzalez
    He's retired, but you'd still hit it. 67/100 Tightness
  11. 11.
    Antonio Gates
    Old man Gates can still being the ruckus. 60/100 Tightness.
  12. 12.
    Zach Ertz
    Wanna rank you higher, bro, but you remind me of EVERY scumbag Philly guy I went to high school with. 55/100 Tightness
  13. 13.
    Greg Olsen
    Greg Olsen released a rap song his senior year of college at U Miami. It's called "7th Floor Crew." Look it up. It's terrible. 48/100 Tightness
  14. 14.
    Julius Thomas
    Two years ago, you were top three. Now that you're on Jacksonville? HARD PASS. 40/100 Tightness
  15. 15.
    Larry Donnell
    Meh. 38/100 Tightness
  16. 16.
    Heath Miller
    You're like Bud Light, Heath Miller. Always available, never wanted. 20/100 Tightness.
  17. 17.
    Owen Daniels
    What a doofus. The Rick Santorum of football. 10/100 Tightness.