A lot of tight-keeping
  1. Vernon Davis
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    Vernon Davis was a Studio Art major at U of Maryland. He currently, in addition to playing for the 49ers, runs an art gallery in Oakland. 100/100 Tightness
  2. Jordan Cameron
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    Look at THIS Mormon dreamboat. 100/100 Tightness
  3. Rob Gronkowski
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    Yeah, he's dumb as a sack of idiots. He's the University of Arizona personified. But there's something in those goofy eyes. 95/100 Tightness.
  4. Jimmy Graham
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    On the Seahawks now. UPGRADE. 92/100 Tightness.
  5. Jason Witten
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    The prototypical bro. Super handsome, but points off for the bald spot. 90/100 Tightness.
  6. Travis Kelce
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    Bland, good looking white guy. Bland, good looking team. 80/100 Tightness
  7. Aaron Hernandez
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    Got that bad boy, I-murdered-a-bunch-of-people vibe. 75/100 Tightness.
  8. Coby Fleener
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    DAT HAIR THOUGH. 70/100 Tightness
  9. Martellus Bennett
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    He's the goods kind of bear. 69/100 Tightness
  10. Tony Gonzalez
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    He's retired, but you'd still hit it. 67/100 Tightness
  11. Antonio Gates
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    Old man Gates can still being the ruckus. 60/100 Tightness.
  12. Zach Ertz
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    Wanna rank you higher, bro, but you remind me of EVERY scumbag Philly guy I went to high school with. 55/100 Tightness
  13. Greg Olsen
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    Greg Olsen released a rap song his senior year of college at U Miami. It's called "7th Floor Crew." Look it up. It's terrible. 48/100 Tightness
  14. Julius Thomas
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    Two years ago, you were top three. Now that you're on Jacksonville? HARD PASS. 40/100 Tightness
  15. Larry Donnell
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    Meh. 38/100 Tightness
  16. Heath Miller
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    You're like Bud Light, Heath Miller. Always available, never wanted. 20/100 Tightness.
  17. Owen Daniels
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    What a doofus. The Rick Santorum of football. 10/100 Tightness.