Unfinished Lists In My Drafts Folder

My usual li.st philosophy is "grip it and rip it," but there's a few things I could never find a good angle for.
  1. Songs to Get Murdered To
    Pretty self explanatory.
  2. Best Jokes From The Comedy Central Roast Of The United Kingdom
    Could only get like five jokes out of the premise post-Brexit.
  3. Nora Ephron Quotes That Changed My Life
    I've never actually seen one of her movies.
  4. WE REPLACED THIS COUPLE'S ADVIL PM WITH GENERICS AND NOW WE'RE WANTED FOR NEGLIGENT MANSLAUGHTER
    Love the title, but no idea where to go with it.
  5. Cereals Ranked by the Self Proclaimed Queen of Cereal, Her Royal Highness Crunchberia Von Fruitloops
    Was super baked when I came up with this.
  6. Five A+ Dream Homes That Are Also Portals to Hell
    Might photoshop some fun images for this.
  7. Who Wants to Fuckin' Party?!?!?
    Re-reading this one, it's actually kind of special. It'll get posted soon.
  8. Christoph Waltz Reads Quotes From "Winnie The Pooh"
    Just a bunch of Winnie The Pooh quotes on top of menacing photos of Christoph Waltz.