1. I spend two hours every day beating up clowns.
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  2. An elderly Englishman won't leave my house.
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  3. I've hired a succession of orphaned acrobats to fight my battles for me.
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  4. I once made out with a cat woman (by which I mean female cat).
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  5. Joel Schumacher ruined me in the 90s.
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