WAYS I'M JUST LIKE BATMAN

  1. I spend two hours every day beating up clowns.
  2. An elderly Englishman won't leave my house.
  3. I've hired a succession of orphaned acrobats to fight my battles for me.
  4. I once made out with a cat woman (by which I mean female cat).
  5. Joel Schumacher ruined me in the 90s.