According to the comment sections of various news sites, this is how America plans to celebrate today's lovely ruling
  1. Replace "Eve" with "Steve" in every copy of the Old Testament at Barnes and Noble
  2. Write word "lifestyle" on paper, shove down someone's throat
  3. Watch Supreme Court justices Alito and Scalia marry each other, as they are now compelled to do by the constitution
  4. Propose to, wed, have children with Confederate flag
  5. Replace "The National Anthem" with "Same Love" at all major sporting events
  6. Politely decline proposal from horse
  7. Inconvenience Christians or whatever