Ways to Let Your Valentine Know That You Totally Want to Pork
- •Buy them a card that says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, we should totally pork, but it's up to you."
- •Surprise them in the shower by yanking back the shower curtain and screaming "the porkening is upon us!"
- •Take them out to a nice dinner, then pay the waiter to tell the two of you "you look like a couple who pork ALL THE TIME."
- •Go on a romantic walk, look your partner in the eyes, and explain that you don't want to just pork and run. Rather, you want to MAKE pork to them.
- •Arrange a bouquet of flowers to read "LET'S PORK Y/N?"