Ways to Let Your Valentine Know That You Totally Want to Pork

  1. Buy them a card that says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, we should totally pork, but it's up to you."
  2. Surprise them in the shower by yanking back the shower curtain and screaming "the porkening is upon us!"
  3. Take them out to a nice dinner, then pay the waiter to tell the two of you "you look like a couple who pork ALL THE TIME."
  4. Go on a romantic walk, look your partner in the eyes, and explain that you don't want to just pork and run. Rather, you want to MAKE pork to them.
  5. Arrange a bouquet of flowers to read "LET'S PORK Y/N?"