Truth really DOES come from the eyes of a child.
  1. "I liked it when the balloons fell and the balloon man chased them."
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    Tyler, age 7
  2. "Mommy likes that lady who talked but my daddy said she would sell me to Mexico."
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    Crystal, age 6.
  3. "SHILLARY CLINTON IS ILLUMINATI."
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    Gunter, age 8.
  4. "My two daddies want to make America great again."
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    Karen, age 6.
  5. "Everybody is happy, except for those people Mrs. President killed at Benghazi."
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    Shelly, age 9.
  6. "I ate too many paints and I threw up and I'm sorry."
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    Bradley, age 7.