What Does Disneyland Smell Like? A Running List

  1. McDonalds farts
  2. Costco diapers
  3. Butter
  4. Robot parrots
  5. 60 year old pirate water
  6. Sun-baked orange sofa
  7. Ziplock bag full of cotton candy
  8. Christmas ghosts
  9. Cauliflower farts
  10. Floor burgers
  11. Churro farts
  12. Unknowable darkness
  13. Hot dogs
  14. Chuck E. Cheese pizza
  15. Fried shrimp, but from space
  16. Swiss farts
  17. Pepper-Jack dookie
  18. This truly is a land of farts
  19. Car farts