What I Learned From the Super Bowl
- •Doritos can induce labor.
- •Dachshunds are THE GOD DAMNED CUTEST, and I will buy whatever mustard they are selling.
- •Alex Baldwin throws swank-ass parties.
- •Priuses are super useful when you're committing felony larceny.
- •Drake is GREAT at taking notes.
- •Honda just spent, like, a billion dollars on Uber rides. Thanks, guys.