1. Doritos can induce labor.
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  2. Dachshunds are THE GOD DAMNED CUTEST, and I will buy whatever mustard they are selling.
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  3. Alex Baldwin throws swank-ass parties.
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  4. Priuses are super useful when you're committing felony larceny.
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  5. Drake is GREAT at taking notes.
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  6. Honda just spent, like, a billion dollars on Uber rides. Thanks, guys.
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