What My Exes Are Up To

Inspired by @DanaDigsYou
  1. In a coma after eating too many Krispy Kremes
  2. Dead (by Minotaur)
  3. Dead (Bus)
  4. Undead (Vampire)
  5. In Europe or some shit
  6. Undead (Ghoul)
  7. Preparing to direct the sequel to Captain Phillips