What Your Favorite Hogwarts House Says About You
- •GryffindorYou're arrogant AF, but it's cool because your parents were murdered.
- •SlytherinYou're into the wizarding equivalent of ISIS. Enjoy unmitigated evil, asshole.
- •HufflepuffYou're in the magic version of the friend zone. Three cheers to a lifetime of mediocrity!
- •RavenclawYou are very, very boring.
- •DildonicusYou never actually read the Harry Potter books.