Scientifically proven
  1. Red Snapper
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    You're a fundamentally good person with fundamentally good taste. Great job!
  2. Halibut
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    You pay for everything on the first date, which is ALWAYS at Sugarfish
  3. Oh-Toro
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    Well, la-dee-da Mr or Mrs Moneybags. You probably eat this on your private jet to Aspen
  4. Kanpachi
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    You're Hawaiian
  5. Albacore
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    You KILLED IT in your marketing department this month. You eat an order of this before going out with your girlfriends to Saddleranch
  6. Toro
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    You are SUPER into Coldplay and hanging out at the mall
  7. Uni
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    You have a deep appreciation for the rich, delicious garbage parts of the animal
  8. Salmon
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    You like the idea of sushi, but NOT the idea of being adventurous in any way. You own a lot of crew-neck sweaters
  9. Scallop
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    You're @nbaida . Therefore, you're the greatest person on earth
  10. Octopus
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    If the Feds ever got their hands on your computer, you'd have A LOT of explaining to do
  11. Unagi
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    You have no problems eating bones. You like feeling like a giant in a children's nursery rhyme
  12. Monkfish Liver
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    You're Andrew Zimmern. And if you ARE actually Andrew Zimmern, let's be friends
  13. Yellowtail
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    You're like Jason Witten: solid, dependable, rarely splashy, but a solid member of the team
  14. Abalone
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    You've watched Gastropods have sex at least once, and you were kind of into it
  15. Whitefish
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    You don't actually exist. No one likes Whitefish
  16. Barracuda
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    You believe that, by eating an animal's flesh, you gain it's power. You've also eaten a considerable amount of of shark and bear
  17. Oyster
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    You're DTF. Right here. Right now. With everyone watching
  18. Tomago
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    Somehow an unborn chicken is more appealing to you than a delicious, full grown fish. Weirdo
  19. Sweet Shrimp
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    You bought a Michael Vick jersey AFTER he got out of jail. You believe in mankind's dominance over nature
  20. Inari
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    You're a living cartoon. Maybe you have fox ears, or a tail. You're mischievous
  21. Squid
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    Whenever you move into a new neighborhood, you have to go door to door, disclosing a very particular bit of information
  22. Salmon Skin
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    You like beef jerky, but are trying to get in shape for bikini season
  23. Sea Bream
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    You like stuff BEFORE it's cool. Therefore, you're insufferable
  24. Mackerel
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    You're a sea lion. I would like to frolic with you
  25. Ono
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    You're super happy that you found the sushi equivalent of olestra. Have fun losing a considerable amount of weight
  26. King Crab
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    You're currently eating at the Venetian buffet. You'll tell all the members at the Milwaukee Elks Club about "this crazy Japanese thing" when you get back from the convention
  27. Cooked Shrimp
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    Your kid just moved to the big city, and you're attempting to look "cool" to them by taking them out to dinner
  28. Surf Clam
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    You want the experience of chewing gum with the flavor of almost drowning at the beach. You're a risk taker
  29. Avocado
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    Your favorite drink is water. Your favorite movie is "Disney." Enjoy mediocrity, asshole
  30. Roe
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    You're a Russian gangster, or you're greatly disappointed that Orbitz soda is no longer made
  31. Cucumber
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    Fuck you. You make me sick