Worst Ways to Die

Some are worse than others
  1. Hit in the face by a foul ball. Face explodes. Devil Rays win the game despite killing you
  2. Crapping yourself to death onstage while accepting the Nobel peace prize
  3. Horse eats you
  4. Stomped on by Italian plumber
  5. Ebola on one end, smallpox on the other
  6. Roller coaster hits orca, everything explodes
  7. Dinosaurs cloned, brought back to life, but you get shot on the way to go visit them
  8. Sit on lit fireworks