You and What Army?

COME AT ME BRO
  1. THIS ARMY
  2. OR THIS ARMY
  3. THIS ARMY IS A GOOD PLACE TO START
  4. HOW ABOUT A DICK ARMY?
  5. THIS ARMY IS MADE OF FANCY LADIES
  6. THIS ARMIE CAN'T OPEN A MOVIE, BUT HE SURE IS PRETTY
  7. ARMY? TRY COAST GUARD, DICKNOSE
  8. KISS Army
    Suggested by   @evanp