SONGS PEOPLE LOVE THAT I DON'T

Waving at my contemporaries as I sit on the wrong side of history
  1. The Mother We Share - Chvrches
  2. Reflections - Misterwives
    Stop shrieking, stop postponing my youtube videos via ads for Cara delevigne's sisters clothing line. Enough. No more. Sit down.
  3. All of them- Ariana Grande
    Mariah Carey did it first without jail baiting
  4. I Can't Feel My Face - The Weeknd
    Eh
  5. Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) - Silento
    The hokey pokey on Oxycontin, painfully slow
  6. Kiss From A Rose - Seal
    I'm not sure what happened to me while this song was playing but when it comes on I leave the room. Thankfully have not found myself in any situations where temporary exodus was not a viable option, yet.
  7. Like A Virgin - Madonna
    Whenever I mentally start singing this song after the bit about "your heart beats, next to mine" I autopilot into the chorus of Whitney Houstons "I wanna dance with somebody who loves me"