10 Resume Worthy Skills I Have
I don't mean to brag but...
- •I am a Just Dance championI have the highest score for every song on Just Dance 2 AND 3 at my house. I've got mad skillz
- •I can recite almost all of the Pirates of the Caribbean movieIs the audio broken on your PotC dvd? No problem... I can help you out
- •I can handle runaway Port-A-Pot situationsI've had experience in coordinating the retrieval of an outhouse in flooding conditions. Are all your Port-A-Pots floating away? Have no fear, I'm your gal
- •I can make State Fair qualifying pie crustYeah, you read that right. I can make a pretty good pie crust... From scratch.
- •I was voted "Best Swing Pusher"I don't want to brag but....when I worked at an after-school program, I was the kids' favorite swing pusher
- •I once kept a gold fish alive for 3 yearsNow, this was no easy task. Day after day I had to fight for the survival of the little guy (girl?).
- •I can recite all 50 states, in alphabetical orderNow, this took years of hard work and dedication to achieve. A skill like this is not acquired over night.
- •I'm a champion hide-and-seek playerI am ALWAYS up for a game of hide-and-seek (FYI I tend to get a little competitive)
- •I can recite all the books of the New TestamentAll those years of Sunday school and VBS truly paid off. I can even recite about half the books of the Old Testament. Pretty crazy, I know
- •I can make dank memesMemes are my passion. 'Nough said