10 Resume Worthy Skills I Have

I don't mean to brag but...
  1. I am a Just Dance champion
    I have the highest score for every song on Just Dance 2 AND 3 at my house. I've got mad skillz
  2. I can recite almost all of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie
    Is the audio broken on your PotC dvd? No problem... I can help you out
  3. I can handle runaway Port-A-Pot situations
    I've had experience in coordinating the retrieval of an outhouse in flooding conditions. Are all your Port-A-Pots floating away? Have no fear, I'm your gal
  4. I can make State Fair qualifying pie crust
    Yeah, you read that right. I can make a pretty good pie crust... From scratch.
  5. I was voted "Best Swing Pusher"
    I don't want to brag but....when I worked at an after-school program, I was the kids' favorite swing pusher
  6. I once kept a gold fish alive for 3 years
    Now, this was no easy task. Day after day I had to fight for the survival of the little guy (girl?).
  7. I can recite all 50 states, in alphabetical order
    Now, this took years of hard work and dedication to achieve. A skill like this is not acquired over night.
  8. I'm a champion hide-and-seek player
    I am ALWAYS up for a game of hide-and-seek (FYI I tend to get a little competitive)
  9. I can recite all the books of the New Testament
    All those years of Sunday school and VBS truly paid off. I can even recite about half the books of the Old Testament. Pretty crazy, I know
  10. I can make dank memes
    Memes are my passion. 'Nough said