Reasons to pity Travis
Travis, /TrAv-Is/, noun: a nice, middle-aged but young in spirit guy who lives in Key West, Florida
- •His name is TravisIt's just such an mediocre name for such an outstanding fellow
- •He can't find his computer chargerTravis is an important guy with important correspondences to keep up on. He doesn't have time for this.
- •One of his shoes is slightly more worn than the otherTravis is forced to be incredibly brave to persevere under such disadvantageous circumstances.
- •His coffee is too hotDavid from MunchBox can make a killer cup of joe, but Travis is sensitive and the extreme temperature is too extreme for him to handle
- •David won't let Travis hotbox in his van"Travis is not allowed in this van" are words that would break anyone's heart