1. Spilled milks & screaming, Why do we try to eat out? Embarrassment death
  2. I have to go pee! Oh come on! But you just went! I have to go more!
  3. Are we there yet, Dad? Can we watch a video? You pick bad music!
  4. I do not like that! I'll take one bite to show you! Hey, that wasn't bad.
  5. Why are you so mean? I want Mommy, not you! You need a shower!
  6. But I'm not tired! Do I have to go to bed? Out before the lights.
  7. Hey dad I'm hungry! It's nice to meet you hungry. You can call me dad!
    Suggested by @notfunny