Funny Things to Text Parents When Their 7 Yr Old Is Sleeping Over
- •Dude, you kid can't hold his liquor.
- •So the kids decided to play barber...
- •I knew I shouldn't let the kids play with the table saw but I didn't want to look uncool...
- •How have you not shown your kid porn yet?
- •Don't worry, the finger is on ice in the freezer.
- •I forgot about your kid's allergy to kiwi.