Horrible @themoth StorySLAM themes
As April Fools Day comes to a close, here's a little fun for me and all my @themoth peeps. Themes you will NEVER see at a Moth StorySLAM:
- •NepotismStories of getting a head, not because of anything you did, but because of who your parents are.
- •Microwave dinersStories of the adventures that come with eating diner home, alone, in front of the TV, in your underwear
- •BootlickerStories of kissing ass and how it helped you beat the competition
- •Mom callsTales of that time your mom called
- •White PrivilegeStories of getting a head because you started out a head.
- •Killed a man in RenoStories of killing a man in Reno, just to watch him die
- •Daily commuteStories of how you die a bit every day sitting in your car stuck in traffic
- •Buying MilkStories about the time you headed proudly out of the house, averting distraction, and bought milk
- •Cat puke clean upUh oh! The cat puked again! Time to clean it up and then come tell everyone at The Moth about it, or don't clean it up & just come tell us about it!
- •PusTales of picking scabs, popping pimples and unfortunate infections.