The Emmy Award nominations came out today and once again I was not nominated for anything. Here's a list of other prestigious awards I have not been nominated for.
  1. Emmys
  2. Grammys
  3. Oscars
  4. Tonys
    Sadly, I'm nowhere close to getting my EGOT.
  5. Eisner
  6. Nobel
  7. Pulitzer
  8. Peabody