Reasons Kids Act Like Assholes

They're...
  1. Hungry
  2. In need of a nap
  3. Bored
  4. Have too much energy
  5. Don't want to do their homework
  6. Awake
  7. You put their scrambled eggs in a bowl instead of a plate
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  8. That episode if Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ended
    Suggested by   @kdogg150
  9. Worried about what/if they're going to eat this weekend
    Suggested by   @kate81
  10. A single vegetable touched a vegetable of another type on the same plate.
    Suggested by   @mwallick