Things I Put Down My Disposal Even Though I Know I Shouldn't

What my thinking is if I run a lot of water & do it slowly, everything will be alright.
  1. Rice
  2. Carrot peelings
  3. Egg shells
  4. Human hair
  5. Teeth
    Any species
  6. Dinner napkins
  7. Diner napkins
    What? They're different.
  8. Dessert napkins
  9. Desert napkins
    Yeah. That's what I said.
  10. My neighbor's newspaper
  11. My neighbor's mail
    Yeah. I'm shit to live next to.
  12. You're righteous indignation
    Don't judge me!