What Not to Put Down a Garbage Disposal

Take care of your disposal and it will take care of you! Avoid putting the following in it!
  1. Artichokes
  2. Egg shells
  3. Rice
  4. Rubber bands
  5. Sponges
  6. Glass
  7. Small woodland creatures
  8. Ex-husbands
  9. Refrigerators
  10. 747s
  11. The Hubble Space Telescope
  12. Black holes
  13. Ether
  14. Rambam's 13 Principles of Jewish Faith