Worst Possible Things to Give Away on Halloween

  1. Raisins
  2. Nickles
  3. Toothbrushes
  4. One of those small Kleenex in a travel pack size, Barbie themed
    Actually given to my then seven-year-old son last year
  5. Pencils
  6. Candy Corn
  7. Pretzels
  8. Herpes
    Suggested by   @sky
  9. Multi-generational xeroxed notes about how Halloween is an abomination before God and you should repent.
    Got one of these once when I was a kid. Wasn't persuaded.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  10. Razor blades
    Suggested by   @kaitmaree
  11. A 3-pack of crayons with one repeat color
    Suggested by   @karenburg
  12. Clementines
    People think they're acceptable for Halloween because they are basically cute tiny oranges, butt that's no excuse.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  13. I gave away tea bags, popcorn, apple cider, and hotel coffee packets the first year I moved into the neighborhood where trick-or-treaters flock like Hitchcock's Birds...I was not ready! Every time I started to shut the door, and turn off my porch light, there was already a new flock coming up to my door! Scary times.
    Suggested by   @natanya