Best places to take a wiz

If you're a guy that is, sorry ladies
  1. 1.
    Leaning against a really big tree.
    Not peeing on the tree but leaning with your shoulder up against it. Real casual.
  2. 2.
    Off a cliff or ledge.
    There is something satisfying about watching it go all that way down.
  3. 3.
    In the shower.
    Nothing really beats it. Great feeling.
  4. 4.
    On a fire.
    Check out what Freud had to say about this.
  5. 5.
    In the snow.
    Every guy has written their name at some point.