REJECTED CHILDREN'S BOOKS

Books that didn't quite make it
  1. Did You Know the Muffin's Bran
    Teaching children the importance of digestive health and regularity.
  2. John Jacob Jingleheimer Smidt, Learns to Be Nice to Jews
  3. Where the Mild Things Are
  4. If You Give A Moose A Windshield
  5. Pinocchio's Nose: The Dangers of Growing Up
  6. The Very Horny Caterpillar
  7. Good Night to Moon
    Suggested by   @AMR
  8. The Berenstain Bears & the Big Game Hunters
    Suggested by   @BrockShelley
  9. The Cat in the Windowless Unmarked White Van
    Suggested by   @WhelmedDad
  10. Where the Sidewalk Ends There's no God, we are Alone in the Universe
    Suggested by   @WhelmedDad
  11. The Farting Tree
    Suggested by   @WhelmedDad