PROVERBS IMPROVED BY SHIFTS IN SPACING AND PUNCTUATION

  1. The penis: mightier than the "S" word.
  2. Kill two birds with one's tone.
  3. Better to be slapped with the truth than kiss Ed with Alie.
  4. Birds of a feather flock to get HER.
  5. Don't put ALL your egg sin on E-Basket...
  6. If you *can*, Drea...? MIT?!? You can do I.T.!!
  7. Every rose has its Thor (n.)
  8. All that glitter, Sis...? Not. Gold.
  9. "There's no place like ho." --Me