THINGS I'D LIKE TO HAVE SHOUTED AT ME WITH URGENT SINCERITY

  1. Get to your command post!
  2. USE!! THE SECOND!! 'CHUTE!!!!
  3. From now on, nobody in this prison yard fucks with you... you have our FULL protection, jefe!
  4. You just won... a new car!!!
  5. Thar she blows!!
  6. Sweet Delorean, man!!
  7. And that brings your three-day total here on Jeopardy! to 178 thousand DOLORS!
  8. You're the only man on this island, damnit; you're just going have to make babies with ALL of us!
  9. Holy shit, you can DUNK!??!
  10. Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!