Like, these are mad decent years
- •1953Polio vaccine was developed! Way glad we did this.
- •1995Jumanji came out.
- •1997I mean...
- •1671Colonel Thomas Blood attempts to steal Crown Jewels. Lol who does this? So funny!
- •2005My cool brother Aidan was born. Sometimes he's mean, but still pretty cool.
- •1809Abraham Lincoln, Edgar Allen Poe, and Charles Darwin were all born. Fucking tight!
- •2001Still pretty good despite that one thing happened.