Like, these are mad decent years
  1. 1953
    Polio vaccine was developed! Way glad we did this.
  2. 1995
    Jumanji came out.
  3. 1997
    I mean...
  4. 1671
    Colonel Thomas Blood attempts to steal Crown Jewels. Lol who does this? So funny!
  5. 2005
    My cool brother Aidan was born. Sometimes he's mean, but still pretty cool.
  6. 1809
    Abraham Lincoln, Edgar Allen Poe, and Charles Darwin were all born. Fucking tight!
  7. 2001
    Still pretty good despite that one thing happened.