1. Use most scissors properly
  2. Avoid getting pencil marks on the side of my hand
  3. Vote
  4. Read a magazine without screaming
  5. Use a card at a "cash only" place
  6. Gain weight
  7. Have friends over
  8. Get a tattoo of my moms name on my chest
  9. Communicate with ghosts
  10. Enter Alaska
  11. Write in a spiral notebook
  12. Die