THINGS THAT LEFT ME LIKE MY DAD DID
If anyone sees my Dad tell him to buzz off
- •My best friend PrestonMoved to Indiana in 5th grade
- •Parenthood on NBCAfter only 6 seasons! Too soon!
- •My Dad at soccer practiceLike, I had to walk home!
- •Melanie at workShe got a better job somewhere else or whatever
- •My cat Fuzz when I was 7He goes outside all the time! Why didn't he come home!?!
- •My Dad at the mallHe dropped me off with my sister and then he just left!
- •SummerBye, whatever. Just leave like my Dad did.
- •My Dad dropping me off at collegeAre you even gonna miss me Dad?
- •My bikeIt may have been stolen, but it also might have left me like my Dad did
- •My Dad at my sisters weddingHe walked her down the aisle, then just left, to go sit down. Rude.
- •The Burger King right by my apartmentClosed down, just like my Dad